Terry Pratchett - Free Library Land Online

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Terry Pratchett's profoundly irreverent, bestselling novels have garnered him a revered position in the halls of parody next to the likes of Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen. The Color of Magic is Terry Pratchett's maiden voyage through the now-legendary land of Discworld. This is where it all begins -- with the tourist Twoflower and his wizard guide, Rincewind. On a world supported on the back of a giant turtle (sex unknown), a gleeful, explosive, wickedly eccentric expedition sets out. There's an avaricious but inept wizard, a naive tourist whose luggage moves on hundreds of dear little legs, dragons who only exist if you believe in them, and of course THE EDGE of the planet. . . ]]> Fri, 10 Jun 1983 18:10:21 +0400 Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/32995-good_omens_the_nice_and_accurate_prophecies_of_agnes_nutter_witch.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/32995-good_omens_the_nice_and_accurate_prophecies_of_agnes_nutter_witch.html Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

An alternative cover for this ISBN can be found here According to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch (the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655, before she exploded), the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just before dinner. So the armies of Good and Evil are amassing, Atlantis is rising, frogs are falling, tempers are flaring. Everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon—both of whom have lived amongst Earth's mortals since The Beginning and have grown rather fond of the lifestyle—are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist . . . ]]> Sat, 08 Sep 1990 15:19:35 +0300 Mort https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3095-mort.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3095-mort.html Mort

Terry Pratchett's profoundly irreverent novels are consistent number one bestseller in England, where they have catapulted him into the highest echelons of parody next to Mark Twain, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, and Carl Hiaasen. In this Discworld installment, Death comes to Mort with an offer he can't refuse -- especially since being, well, dead isn't compulsory. As Death's apprentice, he'll have free board and lodging, use of the company horse, and he won't need time off for family funerals. The position is everything Mort thought he'd ever wanted, until he discovers that this perfect job can be a killer on his love life. ]]> Wed, 10 Jun 1987 18:09:58 +0400 Guards! Guards! https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3091-guards!_guards!.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3091-guards!_guards!.html

Here there be dragons . . . and the denizens of Ankh-Morpork wish one huge firebreather would return from whence it came. Long believed extinct, a superb specimen of draco nobilis ("noble dragon" for those who don't understand italics) has appeared in Discworld's greatest city. Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King (it is a noble dragon, after all . . . ). ]]> Sat, 10 Jun 1989 18:09:31 +0400 Equal Rites https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3096-equal_rites.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3096-equal_rites.html

On Discworld, a dying wizard tries to pass on his powers to an eighth son of an eighth son, who is just at that moment being born. The fact that the son is actually a daughter is discovered just a little too late. The town witch insists on turning the baby into a perfectly normal witch, thus mending the magical damage of the wizard's mistake. But now the young girl will be forced to penetrate the inner sanctum of the Unseen University--and attempt to save the world with one well-placed kick in some enchanted shins! Reissue. ]]> Wed, 10 Jun 1987 18:10:03 +0400 The Light Fantastic https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3097-the_light_fantastic.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3097-the_light_fantastic.html

In The Light Fantastic only one individual can save the world from a disastrous collision. Unfortunately, the hero happens to be the singularly inept wizard Rincewind, who was last seen falling off the edge of the world. . . The side-splitting sequel to The Color of Magic, The Light Fantastic by New York Times bestselling author Sir Terry Pratchett takes readers on another offbeat journey with bumbling wizard Rincewind and hapless tourist Twoflower—both last seen falling off the edge of Discworld.The fate of Pratchett’s alternative fantasy macrocosm are in the bumbling duo’s hands as it hurtles its way toward a foreboding red star, threatening the fate of the entire universe. Sharp, sardonic, and brilliantly funny, in this third installment in the bestselling Discworld series, Pratchett once again earns his master satirist reputation, with witty wordplay and irreverent storytelling that fans are sure to love.]]> Tue, 10 Jun 1986 18:10:07 +0400 Wyrd Sisters https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3093-wyrd_sisters.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3093-wyrd_sisters.html

Terry Pratchett’s fantasy classic Wyrd Sisters, a novel in the Discworld series, is the story of Granny Weatherwax, the most highly regarded non-leader a coven of non-social witches could ever have.Generally, these loners don't get involved in anything, mush less royal intrigue. but then there are those times they can't help it. As Granny Weatherwax is about to discover, though, it's a lot harder to stir up trouble in the castle than some theatrical types would have you think. Even when you've got a few unexpected spells up your sleeve.Granny Weatherwax teams with two other witches — Nanny Ogg and Margat Garlick - as an unlikely alliance to save a prince and restore him to the throne of Lancre, in a tale that borrows — or is it parodies — some of William Shakespeare's best-loved works.]]> Fri, 10 Jun 1988 18:09:48 +0400 Soul Music https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3084-soul_music.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3084-soul_music.html

Soul Music is the 16th book in the bestselling Discworld series, with close ties to the fourth book, Mort. Susan Sto Helit is rather bored at her boarding school in the city of Ankh-Morpork, which is just as well, since it seems that her family business--she is the granddaughter of Death--suddenly needs a new caretaker. --Blaise Selby]]> Fri, 10 Jun 1994 18:08:44 +0300 Small Gods https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3087-small_gods.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3087-small_gods.html

Just because you can't explain it, doesn't mean it's a miracle. ' Religion is a controversial business in the Discworld. Everyone has their own opinion, and indeed their own gods. Who come in all shapes and sizes. In such a competitive environment, there is a pressing need to make one's presence felt. And it's certainly not remotely helpful to be reduced to be appearing in the form of a tortoise, a manifestation far below god-like status in anyone's book. In such instances, you need an acolyte, and fast. Preferably one who won't ask too many questions. . . ]]> Wed, 10 Jun 1992 18:09:03 +0300 Reaper Man https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/32996-reaper_man.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/32996-reaper_man.html

In the eleventh Discworld novel, Death is missing - presumed . . . er . . . gone. Which leads to the kind of chaos you always get when an important public service is withdrawn.
Meanwhile, on a little farm far, far away, a tall dark stranger is turning out to be really good with a scythe. There's a harvest to be gathered in.]]> Sun, 08 Sep 1991 15:26:38 +0300 Night Watch https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3098-night_watch.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3098-night_watch.html

'Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come round again. That's why they're called revolutions. People die, and nothing changes. ' For a policeman, there can be few things worse than a serial killer at loose in your city. Except, perhaps, a serial killer who targets coppers, and a city on the brink of bloody revolution. The people have found their voice at last, the flags and barricades are rising. . . And the question for a policeman, an officer of the law, adefender of the peace, is: Are you with them, or are you against them?]]> Mon, 10 Jun 2002 18:10:16 +0300 Lords and Ladies https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3086-lords_and_ladies.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/3086-lords_and_ladies.html

A Discworld Novel. It's a hot Midsummer Night. The crop circles are turning up everywhere-even on the mustard-and-cress of Pewseyy Ogg, aged four. And Magrat Garlick, witch, is going to be married in the morning. . . Everything ought to be going like a dream. But the Lancre All-Comers Morris Team have got drunk on a fairy mound and the elves have come back, bringing all those things traditionally associated with the magical, glittering realm of Faerie: cruelty, kidnapping, malice and evil, evil murder. * Granny Weatherwax and her tiny argumentative coven have really got their work cut out this time. . . With full supporting cast of dwarfs, wizards, trolls, Morris Dancers and one orang-utan. And lots. of hey-nonny-nonny and blood all over the place. ]]> Wed, 10 Jun 1992 18:08:57 +0300 The Fifth Elephant https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/33002-fifth_elephant_the.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/33002-fifth_elephant_the.html

Everyone knows that the world is flat, and supported on the backs of four elephants. But weren't there supposed to be five? Indeed there were. So where is it?... When duty calls. Commander Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork constabulary answers. Even when he doesn't want to. He's been "invited" to attend a royal function as both detective and diplomat. The one role he relishes; the other requires, well, ruby tights. Of course where cops (even those clad in tights) go, alas, crime follows. An attempted assassination and a theft soon lead to a desperate chase from the low halls of Discworld royalty to the legendary fat mines of Uberwald, where lard is found in underground seams along with tusks and teeth and other precious ivory artifacts. It's up to the dauntless Vimes -- bothered as usual by a familiar cast of Discworld inhabitants (you know, trolls, dwarfs, werewolves, vampires and such) -- to solve the puzzle of the missing pachyderm. Which of course he does. After all, solving mysteries is his job.]]> Wed, 08 Sep 1999 15:32:03 +0300 Monstrous Regiment https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/33007-monstrous_regiment.html https://war.library.land/terry-pratchett/33007-monstrous_regiment.html

Polly Perks joins the Discworld army to find her brother Paul. "Ozzer" cuts off blonde braids, dons male garb, belches, scratches, and masters macho habits aided by well-placed pair of socks. Legendary and seemingly ageless Sergeant Jackrum accepts her plus a vampire, troll, zombie, religious fanatic, and two close "friends". The best man for the job may be a woman.]]> Mon, 08 Sep 2003 15:39:01 +0300