Peter Helliar - Free Library Land Online - Poetry

Frankie Fish and the Knights of Kerfuffle

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 17:50:21 +0200

From Australia's favourite comedian and beloved children's author Peter Helliar comes the final adventure in his bestselling Frankie Fish series. When Frankie and his best friend Drew head back to the Middle Ages for one last trip with the Sonic Suitcase, they're in for some strange surprises. What kind of knight rides a pig into battle? Who's the mysterious stranger who turns up right when Frankie's in serious trouble? And what could possibly make Drew want to stay in the Middle Ages forever? Only one thing is certain: Frankie's last time-travel adventure will be one to remember ...

The Dogfather

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 13:35:49 +0200

A hilarious new series from Australia's favourite comedian, Peter Helliar, about Galileo – a horse with talent for solving crimes.

Galileo's brand-new detective agency on Happy Valley Farm is now in business, and with the help of Agatha, they've got eyes, ears and wings all across the farm ... Now, if only they could find a case to solve!

Meanwhile, with the Happy Valley Fair right around the corner, all the animals pitch in to try to break the record for the World's Biggest Cake. All the animals except for the elusive Dogfather and his farm dogs, that is.

When the milk and eggs go missing, Galileo is on the case and determined to find any animals sniffing around where they don't belong.

Frankie Fish and the Great Wall of Chaos

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 08:08:55 +0200

From Australia's favourite comedian and children's author Peter Helliar comes the second book in his best-selling Frankie Fish series! A hilarious time-travel adventure about mega-mischief, misbehaving grandparents, and one very naughty dog...Pranksters Frankie Fish and Drew Bird have got hold of Grandad's time machine, but it's no laughing matter. Grandad and Nanna have disappeared to 17th century China, and it's up to Frankie and Drew to save them! With the help of a mysterious new friend, the boys must overcome armed guards, giant dragons and one GIANT wall to get to the Emperor's secret prison. But even if they can get inside, how will they break Grandad and Nanna out – and get them home again?'Frankie Fish & the Sonic Suitcase is full of the kind of kind-hearted hilarity that has made its author an Australian legend. A smart, funny, cheeky, time-bending adventure.' –Tim Minchin, creator of Matilda: The Musical.'Frankie Fish and the Sonic Suitcase was full of...

Frankie Fish and the Viking Fiasco

Wed, 14 Nov 2018 13:44:25 +0200

From Australia's favourite comedian Peter Helliar comes the third adventure in his hilarious and best-selling Frankie Fish series! Just when you thought our time-travellers had everything under control, it all comes crashing down ... Best friends Frankie and Drew are desperate to win this year's Halloween costume parade, and they know exactly what will give them the edge: authentic Viking costumes from olden-day Norway! The plan is simple: use their secret Sonic Suitcase to get in, get helmets, and get out. But they weren't counting on accidentally bringing back a Viking called Birger with them – plus his angry brother Brynjar, who really has it in for Frankie and Drew. Can the boys round up the vikings, get them back home and win the costume parade before anyone discovers what they've done?

Frankie Fish and the Sonic Suitcase

Thu, 16 Nov 2017 08:08:54 +0200

In his first ever kids' book, Australian comedian Peter Helliar takes young readers on a hilarious time-travel adventure about mega mischief, missing limbs, and a grandad with a wicked secret... Twelve-year-old Frankie Fish hates visiting his grandparents. Grandad Fish is cranky, and yells a lot, and has a creepy hook for a hand – plus he NEVER lets Frankie go inside his shed. But after a teensy tiny prank goes wrong at school, Frankie is packed off to Old-People Jail for the whole holidays. What Frankie doesn't know is that Grandad has been building a home-made TIME MACHINE in the Forbidden Shed, and the old man has big plans to get his missing hand back. But when Grandad goes back in time, he changes history and accidentally wipes out Frankie's entire family – Nanna, Mum, Dad, even his annoying sister Saint Lou. Somehow, everyone is gone but Frankie and Grandad! And it's only a matter of time until Frankie disappears too... As the last Fish men standing, Frankie...